26 Funny Love Quotes For Him You Will Definitely Love

It is said that girls are difficult to understand and men often use this statement to ridicule their wives and beloved. It comes to their rescue in difficult times and also helps them overcome the feelings of guilt when they are on the wrong foot. There are also lots of quotes on this particular “complex” aspect of women’s enigmatic nature that makes them no less than a mystery. Men love to make fun of women through these humorous one-liners and the good thing is that they have got ample supplies but the fairer sex is no less either. They also have their share of ammunition for there are many funny love quotes on men.

These funny love quotes for him bring out the sore points of women folk and talk about the funnier aspects of men’s nature. Their follies, silly judgments, etc. find a reflection in these statements. Here we have created one such collection of 26 funny quotes directed at men. Take a look and find out more inputs on how you can take a dig at your Mr. Right or your boyfriend. We are sure you would be delighted by the intelligent and witty insights. Enjoy.

Damn Lucky

“Sometimes I look at you and I wonder how I got to be so damn lucky.”

Andra Douglas Quote

“The only thing that keeps me from being happily married is my husband.” – Andra Douglas

Beautiful Girl

“I’m afraid that after we’ve been married a while a beautiful girl will come along and you’ll forget all about me.”

Completely In Love

“Years from now I can picture us still laughing together, still holding hands, and still completely in love… just like we are now.”

Fallen In Love

“Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.”

Grand

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

Someone

“If you love someone, set them free. If they come don’t back, call them up later when you’re drunk.”

Honesty

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”

Marriage

“Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

Archeologist

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Quote

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one” – Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Illusion

“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.”

Joke

“A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”

Truly Married

“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.”

Melanie Clark Quote

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”- Melanie Clark

Theory

“The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.”

Albert Einstein Quote

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

Love Life

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.”

Relativity

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”- Albert Einstein

Francis Bacon Quote

“It is impossible to love and be wise.” – Francis Bacon

Extremely Beautiful

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.”

Special Person

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for rest of your life.”

Tripping

“If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.”

Romance

“Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.”

Handsome Prince

“Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.”

Listens

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”

 

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