31 Uplifting Funny Quotes To Live By

What is it that we desire the most in our life? Happiness, for sure but how does one find happiness when one has been taught from childhood that life must be taken seriously in order to make it fruitful and productive. Well, there is nothing wrong with the philosophy but the fact is that we take it much more seriously than it was actually intended to be. We often forget that fun is also essential and integral to a fulfilling life. It would really surprise you to know that in reality life is made up of lovely moments that put a smile on your face and this happens only when you can enjoy and have fun.

There are some very cool funny quotes to live by that will tell you how fun is the true essence of life. These quotes carry witty facts and thoughts of some very well known people who have been successful in their respective fields. So, take a look at these delightful quotes and get ready to introduce fun and entertainment in your life. You are definitely going to feel better and brighter. Enjoy.

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Joey Adams Quote

“In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.” – Joey Adams

Darkest Before Dawn

“It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.”

Only Bigger

“The Earth is like a grain of sand, only bigger.”

Zig Ziglar Quote

“Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they’re on the same side.” – Zig Ziglar

Josh Billings Quote

“My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.” – Josh Billings

Listening Until

“No one is listening until you fart.”

Golda Meir Quote

“Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.” – Golda Meir

Warren Buffett Quote

“Wall Street is the only place people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from people who take the subway.” – Warren Buffett

Samuel Butler Quote

“Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.” – Samuel Butler

The Paramedics

“Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.”

Bill Cosby Quote

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

Oscar Levant Quote

“Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” – Oscar Levant

Elbert Hubbard Quote

“Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

Light Travels Faster

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

Checks Before

“Don’t count your checks before they’re cashed.”

Hell Alone

“Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.”

George Carlin Quote

“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin

Noise Proves Nothing

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain

Sir Winston Churchill Quote

“Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.” – Sir Winston Churchill

Who Snore

“People who snore always fall asleep first.”

Robert Brault Quote

“All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.” – Robert Brault

Remain Silent

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.”

Charles Schulz Quote

“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.” – Charles Schulz

Saying The World

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

Djuna Barnes Quote

“Life is painful, nasty and short… in my case it has only been painful and nasty.” – Djuna Barnes

Cemetery Raised

“It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.”

Groucho Marx Quote

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.” – Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes To Live By

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.”

Robert Bloch Quote

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch

George Carlin Quotes

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” – George Carlin

Margaret Thatcher Quote

“If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher

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